Fluorescent Adolescent.
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Thursday, April 9, 2009
Speech day/Spasm Day
Posted by Deimi Brigitte at 8:58 PM
Northbrook's 10th Annual Speech day! (and also the opening of the new Multi-purpose hall) Surprised someone living at Jurong can reach Northpoint earlier than someone living in Khatib. I was referring to Irzaq and Prissy. Planned to meet up at Mcdoodles at 8 for breakfast with Irzaq and Prissy before going to school. Prissy was late, don't need to know why, don't even remember why she was. Prissy and I shared hotcakes because somehow, we didn't feel that hungry. Irzaq ordered Sausage McMuffin or something like that. Ramdan and Sebastian were there too. Oh and a couple of brooksians we don't know. Half way eating, I saw Indra walk by Mcdoodles so Irzaq caught up with him (eating his hashbrown at the same time) and told him to go with us. So I did my usual routine. I warned Irzaq before proceeding. I mixed butter with syrup and stirred. He dared me to taste it, and I did and it was, terrible. Still, that doesn't stop me from doing it. So we left at 8 30. We weren't late, thank goodness. Prissy and I went to the toilet and then by the time we went back to 1I classroom, the teacher was already there. Oh marv, my MT teacher. Then the student helpers or whatchamacallit came in. We were given funny tasting donuts. I took the pass to the toilet again, since we can't go to the loo later on at the Prize-giving ceremony. Finally we went to the hall, and waited for 5 years and watched the Parade from a live video. The GOH and parents came to the hall, blahblah school anthem, emcees ranting about noses (kidding) I got bored so I started bothering my dearest Prissy. I just made a joke. The guests were on fire. But now they're distinguished guests! (laughs then snorts) Uh, anyway there were Guzheng, choir, band, and dance performance. Then we were finally released, at the canteen waiting for it to be 2pm (student meal at Subway, douche bags) Prissy started talking about the movie, Vacancy. She started out by telling us that the 2 main characters were driving then they hit a raccoon. Then I started to have a spasm attack when Prissy would say something, I would add in a raccoon, Prissy said, "They were at the gas station then there was a-" and I would interrupt by saying, "RACCOON!" and had a laughing fit. She said that they were trying to get killed by someone. So I said, "Must be the RACCOON. They knocked him out so he wants revenge (imitates a zombie raccoon)" Hohoho! I continued, "Might as well call it the "Raccooncy/Raccoon" and laughed with Patrimbo then Prissy shouted, "THERE IS NOTHING TO DO WITH RACCOONS IN THE MOVIE!!!" then I laughed and snorted. Nowadays I snort when I laugh, I think I'm becoming a nutcase. I had Cold Cut Trio at Subway, ohhhhh, I love it there. The food, the cookies and refills. While we were there, I told Patrimbo and Prissy about my brother last night. We were watching MTV in the room then they played Jai Ho by Pussycat dolls. My brother didn't like their version of the song so he mocked them and sang, "Jai whore!" I laughed my pants off in bed before falling asleep. I went to Prissy's house. I got hungry again so we cooked noodles. Slacked and then I had a sugar rush. So I rummaged through her closet and saw her mom's jimjam pants and wore it above my waist and we laughed very hard. Je suis retard. I pranced around like an idiot. Soon I was to be "serious" because I had to help her choose something to wear later on, she was going out. We finally did and met her dad at Khatib Central to ask for money. Interchange, bus, home. Le magnifique. |